hallelujah-youngandloaded:

adderalling:

i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand

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posted on Apr 20 from wilburrobiinson with 303,975 notes

swarnpert:

gosh darn i missed 4:20 on 4/20. gosh darn it. [throws hat on the ground] tarnations


posted on Apr 20 from wilburrobiinson © swarnpert with 2,615 notes
el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat


posted on Apr 20 from wilburrobiinson © el-mediocre-gatsby with 56,623 notes

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell


posted on Apr 20 from marymorstache with 635,791 notes

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger


posted on Apr 20 from wilburrobiinson with 317,066 notes

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

fan-qins:

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posted on Apr 20 from ohmybaekhyun © fan-qins with 2,457 notes
They all call me ‘Weiner Soldier’.

posted on Apr 20 from pocketsizesatan © ohitsjim with 1,290 notes

posted on Apr 20 from hallucinatorydesign © suget69 with 481 notes

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills


posted on Apr 20 from gnarly © ruinmarks with 188,934 notes
63/∞ gifs of xiumin: wearing glasses on GBC ♡

posted on Apr 20 from twerking-xiumin © mminseok with 2,954 notes
Barton, talk to me

posted on Apr 20 from accipitrinae © whatzaloki with 285 notes

Frozen; colour palette (insp)


posted on Apr 20 from derangedstilinski © disneydailly with 32,662 notes



Played: 332403 times

posted on Apr 20 from youwillneverjustbeablipintime © yakfrost with 48,784 notes